Stan is a regular contributor to the gonzo
supermarket tabloid “Weekly World News,” billed as “The World’s Only Reliable Newspaper.” Of his hundreds of stories, Stan is especially proud of his scoops, “Rapper Has Reverse Tourrette’s Syndrome – Every Time He Tries to Curse He Says Something Nice,” “Rumsfeld Changes His Name to ‘Rumsfeldstiltskin’ and Tells Rogue Nations – “Guess My New Name or We’ll Invade You,” and “Real Reason For Global Warming: Teen-Age Space Aliens are Stealing Our Glaciers for Party Ice.”

Read some of Stan’s stories
below…

GOD SAYS: 'LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!'

ORIGASMI THE SENSUAL ART OF FOLDING PAPER

PRES. BUSH CONVERTING ‘WEST WING’ TO ‘ARREST WING’

NO-BOOK BUSH!
'It would be hypocritical' says non-reading Dubya

A RABBI, A PRIEST AND A MINISTER WALK INTO A BAR TOGETHER...
BUT NOTHING FUNNY HAPPENS

BUSH'S NEW PLAN FOR HOMELESS: CLOWN CARS!

MONKEYS TYPE SHAKESPEARE PLAY

HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF'S HOME ROBBED 5 TIMES IN 3 WEEKS

DUMBEST THINGS TO DO AT AN AIRPORT

"NATURE" AND "VACUUM" RECONCILE

WOMAN'S "ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS" GENE FOUND!

DISEASE FORCES RAP ARTIST TO TALK CLEAN

MINISTER STARTS "CHURCH OF SMOKERS"

BLUES SINGER SUES SHRINK FOR MAKING HIM FEEL BETTER