DAY 19 – YOU’RE EITHER ON THE BUS OR OFF THE BUS

5/19 – Get on tour bus, but my promised English guide is missing! It’s me and a bunch of Chinese. NIKE FREE RN adidas nmd męskie Air Jordan 12 Go on boat ride on Li river. Tom Brady Michigan Jerseys

Chinese tour guide tries to keep everyone inside the boat for some reason, but it’s crazy for me to sit inside listening to gibberish and with people smoking, so I refuse.

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I refuse.

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Then group goes to stupid Totem Park, which is supposed to recreate how people lived in Guilin 12,000 years ago. Nike Air More Uptempo Adidas ZX 10000 Heren

“Performance” show features guys who look like they learned the dance yesterday – or later. UA ClutchFit Drive 2

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