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Jim Lehrer: Welcome to tonight’s first Presidential Debate. As anyone who’s watched the negative TV ads or listened to campaign spokespersons from either side the past couple months knows, this year’s presidential election offers voters a stark choice: between continuing the failed policies of the Obama Administration, or returning to the failed policies of the Bush Administration. Tonight’s topic: “Whose Failed Policies Should Americans Vote For?” We begin with opening statements. Victor Cruz Jersey Mr. Romney, as the challenger, you go first.
Romney: As the only candidate standing on this stage who hasn’t failed yet, I’d like to say: President Obama’s policies have failed. Alabama Championship Shirts asics femme Why continue them? Thank you.
Lehrer: Mr. President. Your opening statement.
Obama: We tried the Republicans’ failed policies for eight years. nike air max 1 ultra flyknit femme They didn’t work.
Why return to them? Thank you.
Lehrer: It sounds like the central question is whose failed policies are better. Or worse. Fjallraven Kanken New Balance 1600 męskie I’m a little confused. Nike Air Max 2017 Heren blauw Mr. Romney: Why should voters return to Bush’s failed policies?
Romney: Because Bush’s policies haven’t failed for almost four years.
The President’s policies are failing right now.
Obama: Our policies are only failing because Bush’s policies failed so-ooo miserably that our successes still statistically measure as “failures.”
Romney: President Obama can’t keep blaming all his failures on Bush.
Obama: Can to.
Romney: Can not!
Obama: Can to!
Obama: Anyway, Bush’s policies failed for eight years. Maglie Dallas Mavericks Our policies have only failed half that long! They could still work!
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Obama: Our policies distribute the failure equally.
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Romney: Excuse me for believing that it’s better to fail upwards.
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Mr. Romney, what did you think of Governor Chris Christie recently introducing you at a rally as “America’s next failed president?”
Romney: Well, I spoke with Governor Christie after, and he attributed it to a sugar high.
Lehrer: President Obama, how do you respond to Republican charges that all your policies failed?
Obama: Well, Jim, as you know, Republicans declared Obamacare a failure even before it took effect! And son my very first day in office, House Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said that his highest priority was that my policies failed. Nike Air Max 90 Pas Cher Pour Homme Marcus Mariota – Oregon Ducks vendita on line new balance 1500 So if I did what they wanted, you’d think that they would support me!
Lehrer: Gentlemen, you both make compelling cases for your failed policies. Oakley pas cher Let’s turn to the topic of Health Care, where some say you both actually can claim success. new balance 1980 zante roma Maglie Milwaukee Bucks President Obama?
Obama: Governor Romney is running away from his only success: his health care plan.
Romney: My health care plan was expressly designed to only succeed on a state level, and to monumentally fail when promulgated nationwide, a la Obamacare.
Obama: In 2009, the governor said that Romneycare should be the model for national health care. Adidas NMD Runner Italia
And, incidentally, who says “a la” in a presidential debate?
Romney: The President’s made many disgraceful attacks against me, but insisting I inspired the model for a successful national health care plan is the most vile one yet. Have you no shame, Mr. Cheap Nike Air Max Trainers 2017 President?
Obama: Your plan was the blueprint for Obamacare.
Romney: Jim, make him stop saying that!
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Each of you may give your closing statement.
Romney: I’d like to close by saying I love America. And I brought my birth certificate. Connor Shaw – South Carolina Gamecocks Something that I bet the President failed to do.
Obama: Well, I brought my last ten years’ worth of tax returns. nike air force 1 mid flax on feet The governor failed to do that!.
Romney: You failed to produce your college transcripts!
Obama: You failed to prove when you left Bain!
Romney: You failed in two attempts to produce a boy!
Obama: Wha-? You failed five times to produce a girl!
Lehrer: That’s all the time we have. I’m glad we were able to elevate the level of discourse in this presidential campaign.